This Adulthood is the Worst Hood Bear Couch Potato Beefy-T Cotton Tee is the perfect gift for millennials, adulting survivors, and anyone who appreciates brutally honest humor about the harsh realities of grown-up life featuring a relatable bear living his best lazy adult life. It’s a versatile pre-shrunk cotton tee that makes an ideal present for recent graduates, friends struggling with adult responsibilities, coworkers who understand the pizza-and-underwear lifestyle, or anyone who wants their casual wear to capture the hilarious disappointment of discovering what adulthood really entails. The shirt radiates authentic adult exhaustion and comedic resignation, fitting seamlessly into the wardrobe of people who’ve realized that being a grown-up isn’t what childhood promised and want their clothing to express this universal disappointment with bear-themed humor. Perfect for lazy weekends, adulting support groups, casual hangouts, gag gifts, quarter-life crisis moments, and embracing the beautiful mess of modern adult life with honest bear wisdom.

Product features

• 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton construction (solid colors) provides supreme softness for any lazy adult occasion
• Double needle sleeve and bottom hems create long-lasting durability through repeated washing and adulting struggles
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with fabric covering stabilizes shirt back and prevents stretching during extended couch sessions
• Lay-flat collar maintains shape wash after wash, surviving countless pizza-stained laundry cycles
• Specially spun fibers create durable, smooth fabric perfect for vibrant bear and pizza printing quality

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) to preserve adulting bear humor and premium cotton softness
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed for pizza stain removal without damaging relatable adult artwork
• Tumble dry on low heat to prevent shrinkage and maintain Beefy-T comfort characteristics
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat setting to refresh garment without damaging bear couch scene
• Do not dryclean to preserve cotton texture and maintain adulting humor design clarity and relatability