This Beer Makes Me Happy You Not So Much Can Cooler Sleeve is the perfect gift for beer lovers, sarcastic humor fans, and anyone who appreciates brutally honest statements about their social preferences combined with practical beverage cooling. It’s a versatile neoprene can sleeve that makes an ideal present for antisocial drinkers, friends who appreciate dark humor, or anyone who wants their party accessories to communicate their priorities with wit and attitude. The cooler gives off a rebellious and unapologetic vibe, fitting seamlessly into the lifestyle of people who value their beer more than small talk and want their drinkware to reflect their honest personality. Perfect for backyard parties, antisocial gatherings, beer festivals, gag gifts, and enjoying cold beverages while avoiding unwanted social interactions.

Product features

• 100% neoprene construction exhibits good chemical stability and maintains flexibility across temperature ranges
• Perfect seal design keeps beverages cold for extended periods during everyday use
• Latest printing techniques deliver vibrant colors and crisp typography for maximum humor impact
• Thread color automatically matched to design for seamless professional appearance
• Fits any standard 12oz beer or soda can for versatile beverage compatibility

Care instructions

• Wipe dust or dirt off gently with clean, dry cloth for maintenance
• Hand wash only to preserve sarcastic typography design and neoprene material
• Do not bleach to maintain design integrity and fabric quality
• Drip dry completely before storing to prevent moisture buildup and odors
• Do not iron or dryclean to maintain neoprene flexibility and design clarity